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a lost soul with no life
has pictures of death
Matthew101 is a tortured soul
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Music torture is playing sad music that is slow,steady,and sad or depressing lyrics while feeling depressed. or playing angry,loud music while in rage.
Blake is a emo kid who comes home and tortures himself with sad and angry music. He uses Music torture as a escape instead of hurting himself physically.
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Where you sleep when you have no other options.
By the time Willow decided to attend her stepmother’s remarriage to Joe-the-Plumber, all the motels in Provincetown had been booked, so she spent the pre-nuptials night on a frenemy’s pullout torture bed and ruined her party back.
“Silas,” says Gal, “I seriously want to stay the weekend and help curate your 3,000-piece Educa Amsterdam puzzle, but the prospect of winding up gagging in your torture bed makes me honestly say I must beg off.”
“I know it’s not the torture bed but the Axe,” says Silas. “It’s always been the Axe.”
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A form of gypsy punishment- dealt out by the extremely ironic and hilariously hypocritical Gypsy Court.
Having stolen the bald tyres of his brother's caravan, all a Gypsy wants to do when he gets back to his luxurious porta-home is kill some time by slowly destroying these tyres- masochist style- using a cheese grater and a razor blade. Before returning them to the original owner in delightful, bite size chunks, the gypsy must first mark his territory- otter style- by having a shit inside the neighbouring caravan's food cabinet.
As if having to piss in a bucket wasn't enough for our poor old gypsy friends, our Gypsy's brother has reported the goings on to the Federation of Gypsy Justice, who are currently investigating a spate of grated tyre incidents, and with no evidence at all, have decided to arrest our Gypsy's close friend, sister and wife (they don't exactly travel far to look for a female friend), and have taken her away to face Gypsy Justice- caravan style.
After a 3 second hearing, in which two words were said ("Yer Mum", if you want to know), they somehow managed to arrive at a conclusion that the gypsy should be punished by torture. After much deliberation, they decided that the only way that they could do this would be to take away the Gypsy’s fags and give her a giant novelty cigarette suite to wear for four whole years. Not only would this stop the gypsy having sex, and creating more delightful little gypsies, it would also mean she would look like a twat, and feel like one too. (Thats the ironic part- how can you make a gypsy look stupid?- they live in a caravan and have sex with their daughters).
After six months of gypsy torture, our gypsy has had enough, and had decided to go and pikey some cider from her local offy. (She only lived 10 yards away- one of the reasons she pitched her home where it is). Forgetting that she was wearing a giant cigarette outfit, she tried running out the store wielding 3 litres of White Lightning as a weapon, flailing its contents about with gay abandon. As a result, the Gypsy Court have decided to sentence her to a life of slavery and are currently trying to extradite her to Wisbech where she will feel more at home, and cause less damage, since all that could be broken or daubed with graffiti already is in Wisbech.
Gypsy Torture is extremely fun to watch.
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A food or event designed to break a vegetarian's willpower so that they're compelled to eat meat. Examples of vegetarian torture include BBQ, Bacon, Thanksgiving, Pulled Pork.
I had to sit through a catered office meeting and endure the vegetarian torture of smelling bacon for two hours! Of course I broke down, bacon is my vegetarian kryptonite.
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When a hot woman strips naked in front of webcam and tells you about it while the webcam is blacked out.
She did a super torture to me last night.
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When one person indian burns there penis.
I heard people in prison torpedo torture each other for sexual enjoyment
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