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Toyota IQ

A pile of shit that is so small it's like sitting in a sardine tin.

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by Bm8clan February 5, 2012

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Toyota 86

Entry level sports coupe from Toyota, co-developed alongside its mechanical twin, the Subaru BRZ. Both cars are manufactured at Subaru's Gunma assembly plant in Japan.

The Toyota 86 (and BRZ) are known for being a cheap, fun RWD sporty coupe. Car culture wouldn't be the same without them.

by username4544 September 14, 2020

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Toyota Prius

"Toyota Prius" is the "Audi 5000" for 2010 and beyond. They can be used interchangeably, but today "Toyota Prius" seems more apropos. It means that you are leaving. Leaving with a quickness, a sense of urgency. Also, you may not have functioning brakes.

Person 1: "Yo! this party is whack, I'm Audi 5000!"
Person 2: "Werd li4e, God! I'ma Toyota Prius up out dis b!tch 2"
Person 1: "tru tru"
Person 2: "Peace, kid"
Person 1: "Ghost"
Person 2: "1"

by Kre8ivity April 19, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toyota Destruction

1.A myth.
2.The belief that an American buying a Toyota steals jobs from Americans. Aside from the fact that most Toyota's sold in the USA are built in the USA by American workers, there is the fact that American car companies have SELF destructed by refusing to pay any attention to market studies, demographics as well as dealer and buyer input and build cars that Americans want to buy helping Toyota become the largest vehicle manufacturer in the world in mid-2007.

I thought I was contributing to Toyota Destruction by having a Camry, but all the American sedans blew ass so I just blame GM.

by BillyV April 26, 2007

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Toyota Landcruiser

fucking best car out there only time ull see one is pulling that pice of shit nissan outta the tiny mud puddle

"did you see that fucking minty Toyota Landcruiser over there"

"fucken oath wonder how many patrols get pulled out per day by it"

by bb_92_1hdt November 19, 2019

23๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toyota Camry

A family car -- however, if you put a "L" on the front, you can make a brain-dead loser think it's a luxury car

Is that a luxury car?
No, that's just a toyota camry, like the one in my driveway. What car doi you have?
A silverado.
Can you give me a lift to the junkyard. My camry needs a new cylender head

by jackjimturkey May 30, 2007

65๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toyota Landcruiser

An overpriced and over rated 4WD vehicle that you rarely see outside of school runs and suburban shopping centers. Commonly bought by people that fall for the marketing hype rather than researching before a purchase. The utility versions still use a body shell that was designed when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem. The poor ergonomics and harsh ride from the cart springs see the owners exchanging Christmas cards with their chiropractor and physiotherapist.

On the rare occasions they are used off-road, poor suspension travel and weak drivelines mean they are usually found stuck in the tracks made by the Patrols and Land Rovers, needing lengthy recovery sessions to get them back on the chicken tracks where they belong. The front diffs are made of licorice and there are a plethora of aftermarket components designed to make them stronger, which rarely work.

Visually recognizable from a distance due to the entire ARB catalogue being fitted with the biggest mud terrain tyres that can possibly be fitted, you are immediately aware the driver is compensating for a small penis. Yes, all the gear and no idea, typical cruiser driver.

My Toyota Landcruiser is bogged again.

My boyfriend and I are using the Toyota Landcruiser in the mardi gras again this year

by Ecovandal May 23, 2018

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