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1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.
3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.
4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.
The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.
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Someone who likes men, women and tricycles.
Guy1: Dude...what are you doing with that tricycle?
Guy2: I'm tri-sexual.
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Its like bi-sexual, but you also like trannies. So your tri-sexual if you like guys, girls, and trannies.
Guy 1: Woah! Look at that group of hot bods!
Guy 2: Dude! That's a guy, a girl, and a tranny, in that group!
Guy 1: I guess I'm tri-sexual then.
Guy 2: I guess so.
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A person who signs up for their first Sprint distance Triathlon to see if they will like it, do well and maybe challenge themselves with longer triathlon distances.
I haven't done a triathlon but would love to be bad ass enough to do an Ironman. I'm not sure I am going to like it, but I signed up on a relay team because I am Tri-Curious.
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While some definitions are semi-correct, this one aims to entertain the reader while shedding light on this subject.
Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.
**You know what they say**:
Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!
(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)
>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.
An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!
You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!
Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!
So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!
Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out
By jove, it's not too late,
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
Tri delt.
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>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"
(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)
>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!
_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"
>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"
--Fin
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someone having 2 different personalities (multiple personality disorder) yet both being bi-polar
I swear my wife is tri-polar.... Shes 2 different women rolled into one both of the fuckin nuts!!!!!
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when 3 girls are performing oral sex on each other at the same time
Lucy, Tanya and Sarah can have the best orgasms with they do a tripie.
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