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Trump

A gay old man who is going senile, having his brain turned into a potato, hands so small that when he tries to spell coverage, he spells covfefe, and his mouth is only good enough to be putins rooster holder (you can interpret that ANY WAY you want)

He is such a trump

Trump is retarded

Donald J Duck would have been a better president than trump

by ayylmaoxDDankMemes June 7, 2017

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Trump

(n.) A word referring to someone so vile, so pompous, so elitist, so lacking of any sense of embarrassment, so racially and culturally insensitive, so misogynistic, so unforgiving of any personal action, that it encapsulates the very essence of such a person in one short word. Possibly the worst thing you could call anyone on the planet Earth.

A) Those feminazi cunts, thinking they're equal to men...
B) Holy... what a god damn Trump you are!

A) I just had sex with my daughter; oh, yeah, you better believe she loved it!
B) Shit! You're the biggest Trump I've ever met! Get the fuck away from me!

A) The Nazi's weren't that bad, really, when you think about it.
B) !!! What a fucking Trump!

etc., ad nauseam ... (Yes, it can get much worse than these examples)

by Eldorondon May 28, 2017

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Trump

To tell a lie, or state a fake fact, and believe it's true

He said his he won the popular vote but when I saw the facts I knew it was a Trump!

by Pigglederoo April 24, 2017

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Trump

(verb) To bolster one's own opinion by making unsubstantiated claims and and labeling contradictory information as false.

The politician's Trump of climate change helped open the wildlife preserve to oil drilling.

by monkey3029a December 24, 2018

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trump

A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.

Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.

Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?

by aureliuspm October 5, 2017

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Trump

Best president ever

Omg trump is president

by cosmic egg February 14, 2017

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trump

A trump (lower-case), is an equally stupid and evil person, who is, inexplicably, still in power. Can be applied to any gender.

My boss is such a trump! I honestly don't understand how she keeps getting away with this shit! Why does no one stop her? She is driving the company into the ground!

by Bumblepuppy October 16, 2018

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