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Two guys jerk each other off simultaneously.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2! Let's have a Tug-of-War!
Person 2: How about a Tug-of-Peace instead?
They begin jerking each other off.
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The ultimate home alone jerk when your lady isn't home. A carefully planned out masturbation session in an empty house that includes ordering the perfect sub on your way home from work to make sure you have enough energy to stroke one out.
Mitch had the perfect night planned. The wife was out with the girls and she thought he was going Christmas shopping, but what he really had planned was a sub tug. He got a steak bomb and some astroglide on his way home and then tried to rip the head off his junk before the wife got home.
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An expression used to define or a particularly violent wank.
Last night I went home and participated in a bit of self-love. It was a long hard battle, I ended up enjoying myself so much I bled. One things for sure, this Tug-of-war will be one to remember.
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A random sexual encounter (usually with a stranger) and in an alleyway. The act performed is different every time, depending upon the partner and the day and, of course, the weather.
I've never had the same Kug Tug twice!
Hey, see that vagrant sleeping on that stoop? Best Kug Tug I've ever had. I'll never forget that Tuesday.
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Begins with a 6 pack of Miller High Life. After that is done, you choke the chicken. Take about a 5 minute intermission cig. break...chug a beer and commence to the rubbing out.
Proceed until passed out, but lock the door or your roommate may walk in.
Man, I walked in the front door to see porno blazing on the TV and diddy passed out with lotion, beer, and his hand on his wee wee...looks like suzy boobies is gone and diddy had a chug and tug party! Silly Diddy!
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To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.
"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"
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A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam
I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.
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