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whereby a man has learnt to ejaculate very quickly whilst masturbating. This form of self flagellation is employed when the individual must not only be discreet - but fast. Either at home or in public - when a man becomes aroused and decides he simply can not wait to spank the monkey - irrespective of the time and location. By their very nature rush tugs are often at inappropriate times - be that at work or home, funerals etc.
Often employed by teenage boys living at home or otherwise respectable married men. For example
"mate, did you see Pammy on baywatch yesterday morning?"
"did i? i had a quick rush tug before the wife came downstairs!"
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"You had a long old wait at the airport - what did you do to fill the time?"
"read the paper, listened to my ipod and even crammed in a few rush tugs in the toilet!"
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"your such a prolific w@nker - doesnt the wife mind?"
"she doesnt know mate, I've got my technique down and everything - i can blurt my caffeine riddled man jiz in under a minute - Im highly adept at rush tugging- she just thinks i have a week bladder!"
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"did you have a rush tug then last night?"
"no mate - the wife was out - so i took my time, stuck on some bukkake porn and had a nice relaxed, leisurely tug!"
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"did that bird wank you off then?"
"yes mate - but it was crap - she gave me a ruff tug - bruised my cock and everything"
"what do u monk in - tissue or a sock?"
"neither mate - i only do posh tugs with a condom"
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The ultimate home alone jerk when your lady isn't home. A carefully planned out masturbation session in an empty house that includes ordering the perfect sub on your way home from work to make sure you have enough energy to stroke one out.
Mitch had the perfect night planned. The wife was out with the girls and she thought he was going Christmas shopping, but what he really had planned was a sub tug. He got a steak bomb and some astroglide on his way home and then tried to rip the head off his junk before the wife got home.
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An expression used to define or a particularly violent wank.
Last night I went home and participated in a bit of self-love. It was a long hard battle, I ended up enjoying myself so much I bled. One things for sure, this Tug-of-war will be one to remember.
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A random sexual encounter (usually with a stranger) and in an alleyway. The act performed is different every time, depending upon the partner and the day and, of course, the weather.
I've never had the same Kug Tug twice!
Hey, see that vagrant sleeping on that stoop? Best Kug Tug I've ever had. I'll never forget that Tuesday.
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Begins with a 6 pack of Miller High Life. After that is done, you choke the chicken. Take about a 5 minute intermission cig. break...chug a beer and commence to the rubbing out.
Proceed until passed out, but lock the door or your roommate may walk in.
Man, I walked in the front door to see porno blazing on the TV and diddy passed out with lotion, beer, and his hand on his wee wee...looks like suzy boobies is gone and diddy had a chug and tug party! Silly Diddy!
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To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.
"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"
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A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam
I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.
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