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a breeding ground for hipsters and douchebags. Tumblr loves Harry Potter, crappy memes, and cheesy quotes superimposed on top of pictures of the beach.
person 1: hey, do you have a tumblr?
person 2: sorry, I have a life.
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anything but a website where "hipster" or "pastel grunge" girls post quotes from 2k14 like "postive vibesss" or "can you not" or some other bullshit that would be on a forever 21 tee.
(this is commonly mistaken by mainstream pop girls who don't have even have tumblr )
*posts some mainstream pic on instagram of a macbook and starbucks latte on a duvet*
natash.abi_x: omg so tumblr!!!
jamie.obrnnn: tumblr x
daniellajo: tumblr much <3
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Tumblr is an website of acceptance for EVERYONE! (unless you're a white straight male then fuck you patriarchal scum)
Tumblr is a community of emo teenagers who circlejerk on first-world problems while calling themselves cats. It has slowly become more and more inbred, to the point that the huge community in it believes to be the best community on the entire web, while the rest of the internet looks at it with fear and disgust.
Person 1: I just stayed all night browsing tumblr!
Person 2: Lol you have no life
Person 1: Did you know there are 89 different genders?
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A virus that will infect and crash your computer
wow i just got a tumblr yesterday and it crashed my computer
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annoying facebook girl: omefggzzz wutz tumbler?! I whant wun!!!1111!!!!111111!!!!!ONE!!!!!!
me: Tumblr will put viruses in your computer and leak your information. Dont get one, I beg you.
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The place where all feminists, 12 year old girls, and homosexuals collect together. They attempt to bring justice to society, however fail miserably, as their little politically correct hearts cant handle the reality of this world.
Tumblr is also a place to tell everyone how you are terribly offended by the smallest of things, such as your pancake being 3 degrees colder than it should be.
Timmy: I've been to Tumblr today! It is such a wonderful place! Nobody cares that I'm homosexual! I can finally be myself along with so many overly liberal politically correct people!
4chan user: Faggot
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The online meeting place for both liberal and conservative radicals, though the liberal ones are more common. Both groups pollute an otherwise decent website with dumbass statements like "Kill all teh men!" or "Rape isnt that bad, Jesus even said so!"
Tumblr: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Radicals of any kind make Tumblr kinda suck sometimes.
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