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Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.
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My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”
A penis that has foreskin and the person doesn't wash it properly, so it smells like fish.
Tyler: Hey what's that smell?
Josh: Oh that's just my tuna rod
An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse
"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
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Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!
The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.
I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.
Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning
Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.
The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.
If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one