surf and turf

when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.

Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.

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turf

(n.) The region between one's balls and butthole. See also gooch taint.

Man, my turf stinks of shit.

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surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

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turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

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Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt

Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt

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bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

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turf bunny

A turf bunny is a person ususlly mobbing around on foot bouncing from place to place. Turf bunnies usually are trying to score or sell drugs.

Bro I let that turf bunny. Smoke my last bowl.

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