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When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.
Examples of Ghetto Tweets:
#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb
#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
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Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.
Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.
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when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.
Erika: Ugh! My last tweet ended in with a 3!
Jake: So?
Erika: All my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it's no good.
Jake: You have bad tweeting OCD.
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Message from a celebrity, or persons with status.
He got another award, so I expect another elite tweet will soon follow.
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A deleted tweet that is still alive due to being caught in a retweet
@flayman RT: @davidallengreen: Dear god... RT @racco: is there no “Sky” High Court to take it to? < good one :-/
in this example. @davidallengreen's original tweet (itself a retweet with a comment) is no longer alive due to him deleting it. But it still lives on because it was caught in @flayman's retweet of said tweet.
So even though the tweets creator deleted it. it's not dead. its now a Zombie Tweet
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When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves.
Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.
Tweet-Dropper: @BritneySpears How did the barbecue go? I heard Justin Timberlake was there too >.< awkward?
Tweet-Dropper (A few minutes later, without a reply from Britney): @BritneySpears Haha yes, I suppose after a while it got pretty normal for both of you, you must go to loads of the same things!
Tweet-Dropper (Again few minutes later, still without any replies from Britney): Yeah, it's been great! How do you squeeze so much into 140 chars lol? =P
Tweet-Dropper's Follower: Wow, this guy I'm following is having a conversation with THE Britney Spears!
Tweet-Dropper (To self): They are totally falling for my Tweet-Dropping!
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The act of following another twitter user, via twitter, in person. The process involves all stalking actions taken to be posted on twitter. The stalker also follows feedback from the twitter community in deciding their own next actions. Tweet Stalkers and those involved will @reply all tweets to the stalked's twitter name.
I am tweet stalking this cute girl while she is at work. Log on and help me out.
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