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Full of homo vampires that sparkle
99% of the twilight groupies do NOT know anything about
Vampyres, let alone the actual spelling of the word. Very few of them can identify the original Vampyre, Nosferatu.
This book series is the worst thing that has ever happened to the fantasy world and it should be shunned.
Twilight Groupies are some of the saddest excuses of human being in the world and should also be SHUNNED.
Additionally, Twilight contradicts hundreds of years of vampyre lore.
Girls Groupies: OMG, I AM INLOVE WITH A SPARKLING VAMPIRE
Fantasy Nerd 1: I can't believe this shit... Vampyres don't fucking sparkle.
Fantasy Nerd 2 yells at the girls: WHO IS THE ORGINAL VAMPYRE? AND SPELL VAMPYRE!!!
Girls: I don't know... Edward Cullen? V-A-M-P-I-R-E
Fantasy Nerd 1: It's Nosferatu
Fantasy Nerd 2: V-A-M-P-Y-R-E
Both: I HATE Twilight and its little groupies.
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Twilightism, which originates from the book 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is the religious practice of Vampire and Werewolf obsessed Men and Women. Practicers of this awful religion can often be seen in stores like hot topic sporting snazzy Team Edward or Team Jacob shirts. While, wearers of the separate shirts are very protective of their respective lovers , Edward or Jacob. And upon getting within feet of each other, begin arguing annoyingly. Anyone of this religion or even owners of the t-shirts should be bit, not by a vampire or werewolf, but by a raging pissed grizzly bear !
Jack - "Hey hunny, do you think that we can go out tonight to celebrate our fifth anniversary?"
Lena - "No, shut up hoe, my man Edward's movie is coming out in three weeks, I need to go set up a tent with my other minions outside of store!"
Jack - "Fucking Twilightism!"
Lena - "Grrrrr, One day, one day! Vampires will rule!"
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Crap in the shape of a book. Too easy to make fun of. Stupid. It also tricks the minds of little girls everywhere. (although I'm 13 and I hate Twilight)
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.
Twilight infects the minds of teenaged girls. Here are some real quotes from a Twilight fanatic on YouTube:
edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edwardο»Ώ cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!
twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight isο»Ώ 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!
datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2ο»Ώ me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!
Sad, right? She can't even spell...
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A book by some "apparaently" really good author that fat and ugly chicks sit reading in a library to try and escape the reality that they aren't loved, except by their friends. The storyline is something about a girl falling in love with a vampire. How The F*** does that work?
Guy 1: "Maybe shes a dyke, her and her friends hug a lot".
Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".
Guy 1:"Oh".
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Bad literature that makes the top 10 list due to tweens and single moms who use it for masturbatory material. This is easy to do seeing as how the main character has about as much personality as a rock. The 2nd and 3rd books consist of bouncing back and forth from a dead guy and beastiality. To make it worse the bitch who wrote it cannot stand using just reading material, she went on to allow movies to be made and the entire planet has to deal with pictures of the two "men" everywhere and trailers on tv... not to mention mobs of ppl at walmart when ever the newest film comes out.... the world can thank Stephanie Meyer, a woman who has 0 talent and would and should be living on the streets, for this shitty story. And for the intense battles Between teams Jacob and Edward.
A man walks into walmart to get food.. little did he know the new twilight book came out... he ends up stuck in line for 4 hours and listening to how awesome Edward and Jacob are. He then goes home and uses his 12 gauge on himself and his family.
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The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of watching. It's about some retarded girl who moves to this made-up town where this creepy family of faggy vampires live. She and one of the douchbag vampires date or something and then there's this cocksucker wolf boy who is NOT hot at all (but every girl seems to love). It's based on a book that I would never ever read. If you like this movie, you are either:
A) on crack or
B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate
Retarded Twilight Fan: OMGZZZZZ! twilight roxxxzzz!!!
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies
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A series of books about a prepubescent teenager's rock hard abs.
Yep.
"Twilight is for women and homosexuals."
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