ty james

The greatest artists of all time

Aye man with all those plays you could be the next ty james

TY Delay

When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.

(CHRISTMAS DAY)

You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"

Them "Your welcome"

You "Er...thank you..."

*with new knowledge*

You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"

Them "Er...your welcome"

See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage

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Ty Rennie

When a guy falls asleep while he or his lover is mid stroke during sex.

"Man last night I so pulled a Ty Rennie while giving it to Jessica....."

"Haha bro, you hear what Jake did to Ashley last night? Pulled a Ty Rennie. Passed out while she was ridding him like a stallion!"

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Ty

Ty is a asshole who will fucking break your heart and all you live for. He will also have a tiny cock but stick a potato down there to make it seem huge. NEVER TRUST HIM!!!

I wouldn’t even talk to that guy he’s a real Ty

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Ty

A male who is very tiny, in height, weight, and dick size. He is going to die a virgin as well.

Oh my god, that kid is such a ty! He’s a virgin for life!

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Ty

Usually to fat to see his penis and has a very high mass on one of his breast and the other with a large amount of volume. Most likely never gets girls and vagina

Ty: hey girl how was last night
Her: I forgot you even came

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Ty

A cocky white man, who thinks that he’s the hottest person known to man, unfortunately he’s not. In fact even if he was, his cock is so small that the worms he uses for fishing bait laugh at it. In other words hot 😍

Wow look at that he’s a ty

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