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A club with a wide but close nit & extremely loyal fanbase. After a period of problems in the 80's Leeds had been tagged with a hoolliganistic image which the club has worked hard over the years to shed. Recent events such as the stabbings of two Leeds fans when the club played Galatasary as well as the financial problems have only led to the fanbase becoming closer and stronger.
Misunderstood by many (such as the 'definitions' already posted) LUFC fans are the strongest and most passionate in the world. The very fact that the recent relegation from the Premiership resulted in mass celebration only showed the fans/clubs spirit to survive.
MARCHING ON TOGETHER (Club Song)
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For Christ's sake it's Guerilla Unit (like the fighter/soldier) NOT Gorilla Unit (like the animal).
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A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"
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A molko unit (mU) is a unit of time first used by some magnet students on a visit to MIT, but has since then swept the east coast of the US. Most importantly, the amount of time that a single molko unit occupies is subject to change, which is what makes this unit of time both versatile and extremely annoying.
Problems can sometimes arise with molko units, as anyone can simply assign an arbitrary length of time to a molko. Therefore, statements regarding time made by molko users will sometimes lead users of the inferior second/minute/hour method astray.
To simplify things and cut down on confusion, experienced molko users tend to gravitate towards one certain length of time for the molko unit, called the Common molko. The exact value of the Common molko (Cm) is unknown; however, it is said to be somewhere around 4.27 seconds.
The origin of the molko unit's name is uncertain, but the widely accepted belief is that it was named for some second-rate anime/manga character by one of his fangirls. There are also some rumors of other related units of time, such as the decamolko, which is always larger than the standard molko, and the millimolko, which is always smaller. These are merely rumors, however.
Fred: Hey, you got the time?
Amy: Yeah, it's 10 to 2.
--Later--
Fred: Can I get the time again?
Amy: Umm... Oh, 10 to 2.
Fred: What?! How?!
Amy: Molko units are flexible and capable of frequent change. In my book, it's always 10 to 2.
Fred: ... Whatever, you need some help.
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A douche unit is any person or thing, who's apparent assigned task in life, is to be a douche. they may perform very well or very badly at this, but the important thing, is that they are a douche most or all of the time, on a regular basis. they may wake up in the morning, and begin douching, as in, blowing nonsense bullshit everywhere, and then sucking shit afterwards. this process is repeated until they are killed, or locked in a soundproof room, or are distracted and find douchination elsewhere.
"Mike is a solid douche unit, it's really apparent he is only here to be a slimefuck"
"I tried to get to work on time today but a douche unit kept trying to pull over in the middle of the road to look at bullshit"
"Your order would be ready today, except a douche unit was involved in inventory control and shit went down, and up again"
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Universal measurements of American awesomeness. It encompasses all types of units (temperature, length, area, volume, speed, weight, GDP, etc).
It is going to be a hot 101° Freedom units outside today.
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If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.
hmmmm... what do you put in these things??
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