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(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")
If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.
In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.
"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)
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Toronto, ON, Canada.
Generally hated by the rest of Canada (especially the West!) "Centre of the universe" is a mocking reference to the attitude of self-importance Toronto is claimed to have.
"Those guys at the centre of the universe are talking about shootings like they actually have something to complain about." -- Guy from Vancouver
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University of the Pacific, also known as "Pacific" or "UoP", was founded in 1851. It is a small University in Stockton, CA. Pacific also has two graduate schools outside of Stockton: McGeorge School of Law located in Sacramento and Arthur A. Dugoni School of Dentistry located in San Francisco. The school colors are orange and black. The mascot is a tiger, and is predominately known as "Power Cat."
The main campus is in Stockton where it has it's undergraduate, graduate, and pharmacy schools. The Stockton campus is one of the most beautiful campuses on the West Coast, boasting exquisite brick buildings covered with ivy. The campus has an East Coast feel, yet it stands in the central valley of California. Pacific is nationally known for it's pre-pharm and pre-dentistry programs. Nevertheless, all of the programs at Pacific are prestigious. One of the many, include the Conservatory of Music, which was the first conservatory of music on the West Coast.
Students come to Pacific for small class sizes and friendly faculty. At Pacific, the individual is treated like one, and never as a number. Furthermore, Pacific depends mainly on it's Alumni, and they are very supportive of the University. The Pacific family is one of the best because they always look out for each other. Indeed, a Dean from the dental school once said, "While you are here only for a few years, you are an alumnus for life."
Student: I want to go to a small University that has small class sizes and great aesthetics.
Counselor: Have you considered going to University of the Pacific?
Student: Yeah, but does it have connections after you graduate?
Counselor: Indubitably.
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The REAL HU (of HBCU's, big up's to Harvard), founded in 1867.
Prestigious Historically Black University.
Home of the Famous "Homecoming at Howard".
"The Fashion Show", "The Mecca", "Chocolate City", "The Hilltop"
Excellent place of study for those in favor of the uplifting of fellow black people, and place of preparation for excellence in the real world, as well as grassroots in the nation's capital for matchless career opportunities.
Often hated on by those jealous at HIU, aka Hampton University.
"Anyone would be lucky to receive an education at Howard University."
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An extremely liberal, creedless religion based in the Judaeo/Christian heritage.It is made of two movements, Unitarianism and Universalism.
The difference between the two movements ran much more along class and cultural lines than theological ones. The Unitarians originally attracted white collar people: professionals, educators, cultural leaders, etc. The Universalist congregations were comprised mostly of blue collar working class people such as farmers and fishermen.
By the middle of the 20th century, these distinctions had blurred, making a merger both possible and financially necessary for the survival of the two religions. After several years of discussion and negotiation during the 1950s, the Unitarian Universalist Association (UUA) was formed in 1961.
They believe in the inherent worth and dignity of every person, respect for the interdependant web of existence, use of the democratic process, justice and equality in human relations,Acceptance of one another and encouragement to spiritual growth in our congregations,The goal of world community with peace, liberty, and justice for all, and the free and responsible search for truth and meaning. See liberal
We are NOT a cult.
Unitarian Universalism is the most ass-kickenist religion ever.
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A highly selective private institution with a combined undergraduate and graduate student body of approximately 13,000 students. The University was founded in 1834 and is located in uptown New Orleans, Louisiana.
Tulane School of Law, School of Medicine, School of Public Health and the Latin American Studies Program routinely rank among the top in the nation.
Tulane University attracts a diverse population of students from varied financial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds. All of whom are prepared for rigorous academic coursework as well as the social demands that are a part of living in the Big Easy.
In 2010 Tulane had more applicants than any other private university in the nation.
Literally the Hottest school in the country. Period.
Bobby: "Hey aren't you going to Tulane University?"
Jill: "Yeah"
Bobby: "But, Jill, didn't you get into Harvard"
Jill: "Yeah, but Tulane is in New Orleans... would you pick Massachusetts over Nola?"
Bobby: "I guess you're right.... Fuck me...is it too late to apply??"
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