a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.
hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.
oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.
dammit stop being such a buddy upper
Someone who fucks a lot of shit up
Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers
Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.
fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper
Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.
Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.
Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.
The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
It means when some one screws things up a lot.
Man your a screwer upper !