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Something only found in the kitchen
When Jack found his vagina watching t.v., it was over.
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Used for sex, oral sex, squeezing out a baby and spreading genital herpies
I shoved my dick in her vagina after I orally stimulated it and gave her my herpies, then in 9 months a baby popped out.
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Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh)
A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.
Me and Jimbo went'a Vagina huntin' the other day...
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When you're in a tight place, or just not sure what to do or say... be comforting by making it uncomfortable.
A: My dog died yesterday
Michell: #vagina
B: I love you
Michell: #vagina
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axe wound – badly wrapped kebab – bald man in a boat – bean – bearded clam – bearded oyster – beaver – beefcurtain – beef curtain – birth cannon – blue waffle – box – bread – buju – camel's foot – camel toe – candy – chach – cha cha – cherry – chocha – cho-cho – chonch – choot – clit – cooch – coochie – cookie – coosie – cooter – cuder – cunny – cunt – cunt punt – cutty – cut up – fanny – fish taco – flange – fuck hole – fur burger – fur pie – gap – gash – growler – hair burger – hair pie – ham wallet – hatchet wound – hoo-hoo – hot pocket – incision – kitty – kooch – kuder – lip – lunchmeat – mangina – man in the boat – meat wallet – minge – moose knuckle – muff – muffin – nappy dugout – neden – nookie – open wound – pink canoe – pink sausage wallet – pink taco – pink velvet sausage wallet – piss flaps – poon – poonaner – poonani – poontang – poon tang pie – pootang – poo tang – pootie tang – the promised land– punani – punanni – puss – pussy – putang – pu-tang – quif – quiff – quim – quivering mound of love pudding – roast beef – roast beef curtains – slit – smush mitten – snatch – snizz – soggy box – sprained vagina – tampon tunnel – tang – trim – tunnel of love – twat – vadge – vag – vajayjay – vertical smile – whispering eye – woo – woogit – wugget – wuss
dude 1: How many words are there for vagina
dude 2: Go to urban dictionary and look it up!
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The lukeworm hole in the girls crotch.
Also
The Lukeworm hole in the crotch where the women is formed around.
You see that womens crotch?
Yeah thats a vagina.
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Where you come out of when you are born
Where home is
The best part of a woman
The thing men would do anything to get
Her vagina was the best feeling on my dick
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