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a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.
valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.
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A day that usually falls the week after your boyfriend/girlfriend has broken up with you.
Mark: Yo man, what you doing for Valentine's Day next week?
Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.
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1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.
2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?
Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
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A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.
Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!
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A very special day, during which those in love can reinstate their love for one another by buying chocolates, teddy bears, roses, and various other items that are related in one way or another to romance.
Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.
"I love you"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"
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In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.
See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.
Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.
Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.
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