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Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.
Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.
A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.
The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.
So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?
Glenn: Nothing
Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?
Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.
Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.
Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
n. one who sucks the energy and life out of you
"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."
i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me
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The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
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someone who sucks the life out of a group chat. they have to respond to everything. they have to be included in everything. they have to liveblog everything. the group chat is theirs now. you're just a spectator.
can you stop being such a chat vampire? it's literally dead all the time because you don't let anyone else respond but never have anything meaningful to say.
A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.
"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"
"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"
"Dude, I have no idea."
(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)
The unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, EVERYBODY decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can't escape the fact that so much hype is made over the "New Moon" trailor that you would think it was the coming of Jesus.
Person 1: Hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has sex with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold cocks? (Come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-Edward is always described as being cold- how could they "get it up"?)
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...
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