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When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.
*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."
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faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.
She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.
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What people said after realizing that Obama was the new president.
Yea! Mccain lost! Obama won! wooo hoooo!.....Wait, shit
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A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.
You look like mischief waiting to happen.
Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.
Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.
That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
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1)to allow a situation, person, or place
2)a conformation to withdraw from a particular activity
christos: yo derek do you wanna cum on akua's face with me
derek: nah man, i'm gonna have to wait out on that
christos: kl
derek: i'd rather cum on your face
christos: nah man, wait out on that
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A gay man, with any degree of femininity and/or masculinity, that is unaware of his homosexuality while it is accepted as common knowledge by everyone that has ever met him.
I wish Bob would finally come-out of the closet. His mother says she can’t wait for him to meet a nice man, but that he is in such denial.
Sally – He isn’t in denial because has no idea. He is still a lady-in-waiting.
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When you are in love with someone who barely thinks about you and will eventually forget about you. It is a reference to the Bret Easton Ellis novel The rules of attraction in which the character of Lauren is madly in love with Victor a boy she dated last year who is now in Europe. She is afraid to comtact him throughout the whole movie. The third act of the book he calls Lauren and it is revealed he was calling someone else and doesn't even remember Lauren.
Person 1: I just can't get him/her out of my mind.
Person 2: Dude it's never gonna happen. You're Waiting for Victor.