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When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.
“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
Getting to a destination (usually late) via a round about direction.
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Getting lost and stubbornly refusing to ask for directions, thus resulting in aimlessly driving around until you accidentally arrive at your destination.
Sorry we are late, we ended up taking a Wallace Loop!
Alanna Wallace is the prettiest girl you will meet. She treats her partner right and will never cheat. She also will love u with all her heart.
Alanna Wallace is loving
Physical reaction to spending their own money. This will cause the sphincter muscle of the persons anus to contract with extreme force forcing them to walk with a wide waddle.
Bejesus….that guy so tight he walks with the Wallace waddle !
He’s a v nice lad and has a massive knob he don’t like girls who mess him about and likes a joke
You can suck on connor Wallace dick for a fiverrr
When you got that compressed ass mini pekka ass build but you swole asf tho
Sky: Mane why that boy so strong he ain’t even hit the gym tho
Al: that boy got a Wallace build fuck u talm bout
An amazing person that is great to be around.
Mark enjoys talking to Tasha Wallace .