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i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand
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When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long
Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom
when a female is having some personal time with her B.O.B (battery operated friend)
Sheila couldn't take a phone call right now as she was on the wand.
When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”
I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?
You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war
U wave the wand yet?
Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.
Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"
Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches