Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.
Wasn't she a table washer in high school?
A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean
"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"