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Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean
"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"
1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
''What was that wet noise?''
''Did she just Sam Washer?''
''She sure did!''
When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.
"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"
"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."