The most any person can ever be wasted.
there are 4 types of wasted:
Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.
White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.
Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.
Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.
oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !
You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.
Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.
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acronym: WOF
A person that is worthless or of no use, excrement from a human being.
Michael Moore is a waste of flesh for making incredibly biased documentary's based on his liberal views.
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jamacian patois for meaning a worthless kid, dirived from the saying "wasted youth"
me: "renae facey is a waste yute"
jhonson student: "ya mon da gal is got a bad lickle weave"
me: lol just jokes mon just jokes
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above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.
Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.
When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
We partied like rockstars all night and got chaz wasted.