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Yoghurt Weaving

Excitable and generally lengthy late night conversations, littered with epiphanies. Topics that may or may not be covered and may be repeated (no one will notice) include Life, The Universe, Everything, Evolution, Mother Nature, Technology, Quantum anything, and drugs. Often carried out by 'Yoghurt Weavers.'

'Isn't it amazing how we're all here and who's in charge of this - our destiny - can we really evolve beyond this point or have scientists taken charge of our evolution? Maybe Acid is the next step? Maybe I'm the missing link? Should we blame the chinese? Politicians here? TV? or Acid?...Shit guys, we've been sat here yoghurt weaving for 13 hours!'

by Messimo April 6, 2010

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Pony Weave

Is a Fake ponytail added to a smiley tail to make it longer. useually clips on or in hood fashion is wraped around the natural hair hense it being on a track.

you know it has to be a pony weave because the hair slicked too close too her head for her to have that much hair.

by Anthony Giles November 30, 2007

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quick weave

n. 1.a hiddious weave, similar to a wig that females wear. first the hair is wrapped and a wig cap is placed on the head, then the weave is glued on the cap in a circular direction 2. a quick hairstyle "27 piece"

Q:What are you getting today?
A: Girl I'm sick of doing my hair! I think I might go get me a "27 piece."

by doobie-montague April 12, 2005

87๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


rainbow weave

n. an insult used to describe a weave where various colors are used; in most cases, the victim is classless and doesn't realize that the rainbow weave is a common fashion faux pas

1: OMG!
2: What?
3: Girl, you hair is brown, but your weave is jet black (blonde, red). You got yourself a rainbow weave.

(To be admissible as a rainbow weave nominee, the weave must be of a natural looking color, not just a ghetto weave that is pink, blue, purple, etc.)

by Johnesia July 7, 2005

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facebook weaving

Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo upload potential!

The driver of the red mini cooper convertible is laughing and texting while weaving from one side of the lane to the other. She must be facebook weaving!

by Jessica Stevens May 24, 2009

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weave snatcher

a weave snatcher is someone who steals someone fame or recognition or someone can say someone snatched a persons weave.

"She really snatched her weave"
"that girl is a weave snatcher"

by @Anonymoususer June 24, 2023


Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by KingKid789 May 30, 2017