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The Best Band. Praise Boognish.
I came to Ween for the memes. Stayed for the music.
-everybody
Ween is a word to describe 'To think; suppose'. When you ween, you think or suppose something but don’t know it for a fact. The verb is of Germanic origin, as in "wähnen,” which means “to imagine.”
“She, I ween, is the daughter of the baker,"
When you are between the ween. Another name for a penis.
I went to the locker room and found myself between the ween
An 1960's band with the most hilarious name i have ever heard. they have also made Ocean Man from 2004's The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.
"Ocean man, take me to you're van, let me hold you're hand" -Ween
(This is written by a woman)
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.