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An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.
Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.
PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.
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One of Atlanta's best political metal bands. 3 years in the running AHW has 3 recordings and has played shows with bands such as Dragon Force, Throwdown, Terror, Unearth, Bleeding Through, Mastodon, and many more. Check out there music at www.myspace.com/aheroeswelcome
A Heroes Welcome-For myself, for my friends, and family, i pledge to open minds by speaking only truth, and to make mortal enemies of those who steal the freedoms that are naturaly ours. This is the End, Your war will begin.
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n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.
v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.
n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."
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"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."
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A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.
As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.
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when you get stabbed in the throat with a pen...a way of eppingers welcoming you.
I gave nick the epping welcome because he is black
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a term used to describe a negative American stereotype of being lazy,fat etc
John and Frank are at walmart
John: look at that fat bitch over there
Frank: I bet she weighs 300 pounds
John: Welcome to America
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The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
You’re welcome mat sweetheart…
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