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Your dad went to the milk store
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Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.
Past tense: I went to go get a soda
Present tense: I'm getting a soda
Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda
Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda
Girlfriend: oh, okay
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Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.
Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop
going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)
went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.
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A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.
It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...
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When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?
-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
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A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".
Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.
Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!
Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!
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