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what do you think about Turkey?

What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?

what do you think about Turkey?

by vibeheaven October 28, 2021

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what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

by pseudonyms don’t confine me October 13, 2018

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What happened to you?

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023


What, you egg?

The iconic Shakespeare insult that shook tha nation. Egg meaning egg.

Ever been stabbed by a person or thought of stabbing another? Well I’ve got the thing for you!

Mom: Not my son!!!!! :0
Intruder: What, you egg?! :<
*stabs*
Son: Nooooo :(

by Handymany;) May 28, 2018

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what you chewing?

A Greeting originating from the Kirk Hallam region of Derbyshire England. It is often used in place of hello and what's up.

Cameron: oi bruv what you chewing?

Tyrone:not much bro.

by DATSLANGMAN January 12, 2016

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What you egg?

An insult given to a child before their brutal Shakespearean murder

Murderer 1: "What you egg?"

*Stabs him*

"Mother, he hath killed me, run i prey you!"

*Dies*

by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019

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what you smoking on?

The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.

Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"

by Beta888 October 28, 2013