What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

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what the motherfucking fuck

Bad word. Its better if you wont know.

What are you doing? What the motherfucking fuck!

what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

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What the literal fuck?

Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.

Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.

'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'

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What the Flyin' Fuck

exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.

Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?

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What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

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what the very fuck

A variant of "What the actual fuck".

What the very fuck are 'ya doing?