what do you mean, what do I mean?

A response to the question, "what do you mean," when unsure of the answer to the original question "what do u mean" answering the question with the answer.

After being confused, Brad asks Kristina, "what do you mean?"
Kristina than replies, "what do you mean, what do I mean?"

He then looks at her with utter disappointment because he does not know what she means.

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what do i surck

search it up! this is when a condom gets stuck inside of you.

what do i surck= what do i search

what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

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What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

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What Would Sully Do?

WWSD - With all the constant coverage of our beloved US Airways pilot Sully who landed his aircraft in the Hudson, many are asking him all sorts of life-changing questions. When faced with a serious challenge, such as choosing between the 31 flavors at Baskins-Robins or whether to fight back with an attacker or flee, we ask ourselves; What would Sully do?

I saw my puppy AJ in the middle of a busy street, I had to ask myself, What Would Sully Do?

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What would Jesus do?

A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.

Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!

Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...

Guy: Awww shit...

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What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

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