Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

the song from dead island that goes like

"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

I can say the rest but its too long

Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?

Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*

BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!

National appreciate the person who likes you day

February 22nd is National appreciate the person who likes you day. Even if you rejected them. So go ahead and appreciate them so that they feel better.

Person 1:Hey! It’s National appreciate the person who likes you day!

Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you

National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day

"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

national post who you want day

A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want

James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.