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A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
"The Moms has a phobia of doors and overhead lighting"
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A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops
"Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother
"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
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An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.
MOM at OW
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The person who raised you, she has a choice to leave you be or fuss over you and your safety, my Mom is the best present I could ever ask for, nothing is better than Mom's unconditional love.
"You are my best friend I never had and my angel from the heavens cast upon me to watch over me, we have our ups and downs but just know that I'll always love you, my dear Mom.
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That one fat lady who gave birth to you.
Mom: *pushes you out*
Mom: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM"
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The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?
Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
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Literally meaning to get owned/pwned by your mom. Defined before Kleenex's Get Mommed campaign. Unlike Kleenex's idea, to get mommed is a bad thing to happen to yourself.
Guy 1: "Man last night lasted forever."
Guy 2: "Your parents give you shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh I got Mommed hard when I got in."
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