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Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020


daughter of thor

Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)

I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor

by Thor’sbbygirl January 3, 2018


thorness

A name used for a man that is very tall with a large dick

"Oh he's got a huge dick, must be a Thorness

by Gritgrat February 27, 2018


Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024


thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse

someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos

by Doctor idc July 16, 2021


Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021


Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016