The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school
My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.
Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)
I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor
A name used for a man that is very tall with a large dick
"Oh he's got a huge dick, must be a Thorness
Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
Thor Odinson is a little pussy.
thor solos your favourite verse
someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?
some mf named doctor idk: thor solos
Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.