Hill Biscuits

A cheap, shit brand of biscuits. They are vile and sweeter than sugar. These are loved by SNUF and so he buys Me and Mickus 20 packs each in every SNUF Bag every week. We hate em so we bog the bastards down the Asda toilets and shit on em. This will be the fate of every Hill Biscuit.

MONKUS: What's in this weeks SNUF Bags?

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: A bag of crisps and 20 packets of Hill Biscuits.

MONKUS: OK I'll eat the crisps now and we'll take the Hill's to Asda to bog em.

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making biscuits

When a cat moves his two front paws in a kneading motion. First one paw reaches out with claws extended and as it retracts, the other paw reaches out with claws extended. Repeat.

This occurs when the cat is relaxed and is usually accompanied by purring. Sometimes the cat is too happy though. If wearing thin pants, damage to human limbs may result.

The cat was so happy after I fed him oysters, he started making biscuits like he was going to open a bake shop.

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Butter biscuits

A form of acceptance or trinkets from others. Usually given to those in the minority from those in power.

Look at all these bootlickers trying to get their butter biscuits from massah.

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popeye’s biscuit

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch

“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

Biscuit Duster

Another word for a Gay man's mustache. This means the gay man likes to toss his partners salad thus calling his mustache a biscuit duster. (Biscuit=Butt)

Jordan and Timmy are going to have extra fun tonight since Jordan grew out his "Biscuit Duster".

corn biscuit

A sexual act in which the male eats corn (creamed) the day before intercourse. Once the intercourse begins, he shits the corn into his partner spread ass cheeks. When finished, he then slaps his partner's ass cheeks together and screams, "Breakfast is ready!"

"I just gave my girlfriend a great Corn Biscuit after Thanksgiving Day."

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Chin Biscuit

The flaky remains of someones genital area left on the chin after a teabagging. Generally looks as if someone has been eating a flaky biscuit and didn't have a napkin.

Remnants of my Chin Biscuit could be seen on her face hours after she gave me the teabagging of my life.

Or

Dave: Man, you need a better moisturizer, your face is all dry.

Mary: (wiping flakes off chin) No Dave, That's just a Chin Biscuit from last nights singles mixer.

Dave: Oh, I thought you were eating potato chips out of the bag or something.

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