Womb Juice

The juice inside a womens womb that comes out sometimes during the ultimate peak of climax while having intercourse or delivering a child. Sometimesexits the body when surprised or being excited unexpectantly.

Oh stop! My womb juice is starting to leak!

wow what a surprise! such a suprise that some of my womb juice has escaped the valley!

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Womb Stretch

The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).

A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"

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womb tube

The tubular extension leading from the cervix to the ouside of the body, it is the major female reproductive organ present in all mammels.

Another name for the vagina.

A proper boning of a fertile womb tube results in a fetus.

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womb digger

A male who has sex with a pregnate woman and in the process kills the fetus by crushing it with his penis.

I will not have a baby brother anymore because, while fucking my mom, the womb digger crushed his head.

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Womb mate

Twins that derive from separately fertilized ova and that have different genetic makeup. Fraternal twins. Twins that do not look alike.

Me and my twin sister don't look alike so we are not twins we are womb mates

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Womb Envy

when a man is jealous of being able to have a baby

harry styles has womb envy

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womb man

A man with similar characteristics of a child but simultaneously isn't childish

A man who carries the key to a new world

womb comes from his ability to birth a new world

A man who is truly invincible, has the entire world in his hand while simultaneously keeping everyones best interest in mind

Because of his benefic nature his power is widely respected and is regarded as deserved

it is impossible to be his enemy for he has everyone's best interest in mind

born post 2000's

his physical form is said to leave this earth year 3005 but his presence will be echoed throughout all eternity

god is a womb man

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