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When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.
Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.
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1). A hard-on
2). A name for a guy with feministic qualities
Man ive got a woody right now!
Look at woody, straightening his hair, hes such like a girl
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An very hard and erect penis.
I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!
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When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.
I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.
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When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.
That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.
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An extremely strange boner.
Inspired by the video game of the same name.
Whoa dude, look at this Wild Woody, it goes in a corkscrew!
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also see: asiaphile, yellow fever
40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!
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