pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you
Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?
Jake: Hell yeah
Adam: Did she like it?
Jake: Not at all
Used to refer to a VSCO girl who is extremely tall and has a tendancy to say sksksksk. Usually named Ruby and they always start arguements for no reason.
Bro1: oh my god she keeps harassing me with her hydro flask she is such a female wookie
Bro2: bro that female wookie started chatting so much shit
When you and your lover(s) wrap your naked selves in a carpet and attempt to have sex. In the end all involved end up with arms flailing, making strange "AUGUUUGUUUGUUUGRRRGHHHHH" noises, just like a wookie.
"Hey babe, got a carpet? Cause I'm in the mood for a Wookie Session."
"Hey Julia, ready for our 1 on 1 Wookie Session? Yeeeea! Wait, come back!"
A sniper in FPS games that hide in bushes. The term first appeared in battlefield bad company 2 . It is credited to the notorious XBOX streamer and troll RichRussian.
That fucking bush wookie is hiding in the bush again.
Vagina that is so hairy it seems to be alive and doing the wookie call, hence "wookie cooch."
"Man, that bitch got a wookie cooch bro."
Female armpits that either have never been shaved or haven't been shaved in days or weeks.
Boyfriend: "Whoa, honey! When was the last time you shaved your pits?"
Girlfriend: "I dunno...a few days ago, I think. Why?"
Boyfriend: "You got some serious Wookie Pits going on there!"
This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.
"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"
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