poot woot

A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.

Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).

A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.

It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.

Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."

Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"

Squirrel__"My Ovaries."

Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"

Squirrel__"?"

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Woot-Loops

A food commonly eaten by leet-speakers and pwnxxorz for breakfast. Often goes along with milk and LMAOnaise.

Mom: What do you want for breakfast honey?
Son: I want 10 pounds of woot-loops please so I can pwn the other team today.

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woot toot

a delightful expression of delight and excitement, followed by the swift arm movements up and down,using both arms, like a train driver pulling on two of his horns.

Mary-Betty: Hey Sue, theres a rawrsum party on tonight, your lover is going to be there.
Sue: "Woot Toot!" *moves arms up and down above head*
Mary-Betty: cya there weirdo!

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Woot Beans

Cousin variant of "Cool Beans." It is a phrase used to describe abrupt excitement. Also used in conjunction with bragging/boasting to friends and or family.

Dude!!!@ I just won $80million in the lottery, <while mildly raising your hands towards the air and tilting your chin up and neck back, exclaiming....> WOOT BEANS!

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Morning Woot

Extreme excitement when someone wakes up in the morning.

John screamed as he was woken up by morning woot.

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Silbur Woot

Literally just the troll version of Wilbur Soot/younger version of him

“Haha! Get Silbur Wooted bitch!“
“Wtf does that mean-“
“Get trolled bitch!“

woot pecker

Having a sharp cleft chin.

That mans woot pecker has some food on it.