Xbox Green

The color green that is on Xboxes and their games. It is a neon sort of green; with a tint of yellow.

Xbox Green is not a pretty color, in my opinion.

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xbox player

People who like to get their ballsacks tickled by their friends during movies and masturbate naked to shirtless pictures of chris evans

bro what console do u play on?
xbox bro, im a xbox player
damn u like getting your nuts sucked and flicking the bean to chris evans shirtless, bro?
yeah bro for life. am kinky

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Xbox Elbow

The condition that arises from playing on Call of Duty for too long, leaning on one elbow.

I played Call of Duty all night last night and got myself a case of Xbox Elbow

xbox withdrawl

the state of mind when you stop playingthe xbox, and your body goes crazy because it isnt used to the real world yet.

"our powers been out for a week, my brother is going through Xbox Withdrawl"

XBOX White

The color of someones skin who plays Xbox 23.7 hours a day. Skin color is not quite ginger pale but closer to vampire white. Resembling that of a pasty cracker who lives with their mom in the basement. The opposite of homeboy black.

Upon exposure to the sun, John began to experience the sensation of sizzling skin and the smell of burning flesh, two side effects of being Xbox white. Prolonged sun exposure can lead to spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. There is no known cure for Xbox white.

Paul: Dude John whats up with your skin?
John: Hey man shut up, at least i am not melanoma tan.
Paul: Touche, I am aiming to be homeboy black by the end of summer.

Xbox Live

An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.

Last week on xbox live:

12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.

12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA

Me: *fart*

(superreymysterio619 has left the game)

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xbox live

A place where you can chat with children, all of whom have slept with your mother the previous night.

xbox live kid: Nigger, I fucked your mom last night, she was gross.

Me: Considering she's been a corpse for a few years now, yeah, I suppose she would be.

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