going yard

To hit a home run, but overused by annoying talk jockeys who want to sound cool.

"Lame announcer" ...and then Jeter went yard and when Damon came to the plate he also went yard. Seems like the whole lineup may be going yard today Brent. No "smallball" today!

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Yard Nazi

A suburban neighbor who systematically overcuts the lawn,leaving a raised line of grass delimiting one's yard from the Yard Nazi's. Usually mows just before the neighbors, even before sunrise.

Life partner 1: "Dear, why are you in such a rush to mow?"
Life parneter 2: "I've got to beat the Yard Nazi."

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Yard Tard

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

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hump yard

A railroad freight yard built on an incline (appears like a hump) where cars are pushed up a hill, and roll down the otherside, where switches and retarders are thrown to put them on the correct track using gravity, instead of fuel.

Inorder to sort these cars, we must shove them in the hump yard.

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Half a yard

A term meaning $50.00 dollars in the Car business.

How much is that car worth Joe. Half a yard?

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Yard Blob

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

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Yard Nazi

Yard Nazi:
A person or persons that go over-board keeping their yard and gardens meticulous.
Spending at least 2 hours a day on yard work year around.
And/Or placings all types of yard decorations out to celebrate various holidays to accessive amounts.

My Yard Nazi neighbor mowed his grass for the 5th time this week!
Bill is such a Yard Nazi that his holiday display doubled his electric bill in December!

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