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Easy peasy, no additional effort required for the desired effect, home in hose.
A: "How do I make this popcorn?"
B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."
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An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.
Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.
Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"
Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)
Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"
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Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.
Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!
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1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother
2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task
1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!
2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!
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