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Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.
You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.
A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.
A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.
A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.
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dropping a big steaming load off at the porcelain throne...or anywhere you feel like poppin' a squat.
I just had some White Castle and now I really gotta do some hot yoga.
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Someone who eats you after yoga
"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
"Maybe the yoga monster ate her"
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OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.
Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.
Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.
Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.
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Crazy, new fangled, stretchy things to do, given by flash cards on that hippie airline called jet blue airlines.
Jaime did her airplane yoga on the way to see John so she would be flexible for doin the sex.
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are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?
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well we had a good night and then he instructed me on his french yoga techniques...
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