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Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society
Murray: Call the poli-
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A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).
Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.
You could be mine, but you're way out of line...
This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!
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A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.
Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"
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urban dictionary will probably advertise for mugs so it says,
Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your "____"
UD: Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your friend Sarah.
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A girl that is too young, not neccasarily 16, but will get u about 20 years in jail if u mess around with her.
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Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.
I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.
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This means a girl is saying that she is going to have sex with you
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