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someone who's still getting milk 25 years later
someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom
you: he's out getting milk
Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.
a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk
your dad is a fictional character
Is Lesbian
Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian
Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.
"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag