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Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral
Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia
1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
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Especially on the day after a night of heavy drinking, when you spend so much time on the john that it feels like your going to shit every part of your body, including your teeth.
Man I was so hungover and spent so much time on the crapper it fealt like I was gonna shit my teeth.
Damn, dawg you were in there so long I thought you were gonna shit your teeth.
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Shit’s your thanks means when you do something for someone and they don’t say thank you shit is their thanks
“I cleaned the dishes”
“Ok”
“Well shit’s your thanks”
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your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit
im sick of your fucking shit cunt
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An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.
Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.
'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.
If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.