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Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).
I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
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The middle finger salute.
Flicking someone off.
etc.
Teacher: Did you just give that kid the 1 gun salute?
Student: No, wtf are you talking bout?
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When two people fight and one of them ends the fight in a two hit combo. Occasionally followed by the 3 4 McGregor.
1.Did you see Dominick finish that guy off with the 1 2 Mayweather?
2.I’m about to hit you with the 1 2 Mayweather.
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Not to be confused with Depeche Mode's One Night in Paris concert video.
1 Night in Paris is the sex tape of Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon. It was awarded the 2008 F.A.M.E. Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape award. In the video you can get off of LimeWire, it starts off with Paris showing her nearly non-existent tits. Then it cuts to a night vision scene with Salomon jacking off. After that comes to scenes with Hilton and Salomon having sex, both in NV. Then a scene with Hilton giving Salomon a blow job. More of Paris' tits. After that, it's the pair in a car with Hilton wearing possibly the worst makeup ever. Next comes the two talking in the bathroom, with Hilton primping herself. After that, they are in the bedroom talking. Then they get on the bed and have sex. The last scene is another blow job. Overall, this version lasts almost 38 minutes.
It gets kind of annoying when you hear the guy moaning any time he isn't talking or smiling like some queer.
1 NIGHT IN PARIS
Paris: You're, like, obsessed. You always film me.
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when someone has no thumbs up and 1 thumb down. pathetic enough to have a thumb down, but not noticed enough to have multiple thumbs down. aka the epitome of self pwnage multiplied by everyone who overuses lol.
someone who has 1 thumb down racks up so many nub points that they are court ordered to have their testicles removed
they also vaporize in the presence of Chuck Norris
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An absolutely legendary phrase. You know what it means. Can be used in tandem with “3 4 McGregor" for extra emphasis.
Alexa: Dude I hit ‘em with the 1 2 Mayweather!
Josephina: Damn that’s tiiiiiight!
Maddi: What the hell is a 1 2 Mayweather? You guys sound stupid.
Eva: C’mon, you should know by now. It’s the 1 2 Mayweather, and it’s the greatest. *Mic Drop*
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A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
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