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When your on Annual Training with the National Guard and you want to jack off in your tent but don't want you battle buddies to hear you. So you wait for a thunder storm and time you orgasm with the sound of thunder.
" Hey battle did you hear me thunder cum last night"
noun
\ ˈwu̇-stər-ˌshir- \
1. A girthy, slimy, warm, chunky substance that squirts from the penis. Seth cum is known to smell like 8 year old milk
that was buried in the back of the fridge. In order to obtain this phenomenon, one must first seduce and then arouse
the STANK TANK to completion.
"Hey girl why do you smell so bad?"
"I was just hosed down with SETH CUM. Do you not see the mountain of the gooey gooey on my forehead?"
The Boston Bruins are a cum wagon.
I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.
When a group of guys get in a circle and cum on it. Who ever cums the fastest wins. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Rzvrse and Microw did a cum biscut and microw lost
the act of ejaculating in a napkin and throwing it at someone
i hit that kid with a cum bomb bigger than heroshima
A package filled with cum(semen).Can be used to coat ur dildo and impregnate girls.
Im gonna use a cum package to coat my dildo with cum
Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.
“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.
David: Cum hahahahaha!