a girl, her brother, and you
mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?
A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister
I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good ol’ Alabama Threesome
Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.
Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.
Refers to acts or thoughts of an incest nature.
Person A: Damn my cousin is hot
Person B: Damn bro, that's pretty alabama of you.
the typical shape of an incestuous family tree
The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
When someone teabags a person who has passed out from drunkenness.
"I got drunk on Bourbon Street and found out I'd gotten an Alabama Sweet Tea"
A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.
My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.