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Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).
Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.
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When a Jewish person goes to blockbuster, rents a blu ray disc and rips/burns them with their computer. Then then either watch the movies later or gives them out to friends. This helps Jews save money.
Tim: "Here's Harry Potter Rabbi Tim"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "A 20 dollar movie! How expensive!"
Tim: "It's a Jew-Ray Disc!"
Jewish rabbi Tim: "Ahh God will Thank You for this"
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Name speaks for it.
Invented by me when i was trying to make borderline offensive ww2 games.
trying to stir up the pro-semitic society.
in metal jew solid you play as a gestapo agent kicking some jew ass....pretty offensive
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How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
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A Brazilian Steakhouse that serves only Kosher meats.
We were going to go to Fogo de Chao but Phil got bent out of shape because he's jewish and can't eat any pork. He insisted that we go to Fogo de Jew instead.
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An exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team's championship, when:
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
"You have no idea how pissed I am that you were there. You don't even like them."
"Parade trumps Jew."
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No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny
Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Brian: your granny tranny
SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew
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