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He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably
T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...
i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind
person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please
Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's
Brandons are sussy
biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.
“why is brandon so sad?
“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”
Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf
Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.
Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon