Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

207👍 133👎

toe tappin burger meister

A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"

Yea we can do that, unless your a toe tappin burger meister.

22👍 9👎

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger

A special burger that comes on an everything bagel

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger, you should try it!"

72👍 37👎

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

86👍 45👎

We Bought a Zucchini Burger

A special burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We Bought a Zucchini Burger, you should try it!"

60👍 31👎

Camembert-ly Legal Burger

A specialized burger served with camembert cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"

72👍 36👎

Three Beets to the Wind Burger

A burger served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"

56👍 29👎